Acoustic Music Events, Performers, and Businesses

Quotes, Jokes, & Stories

More Quotes, Jokes, & Stories
Follow More quotes, jokes, and stories for music memes, cartoons, and more.
Please don't read these pages if you are easily offended.

Virus Warning

If anyone attempts to teach you a tune titled "JOIN THE CREW", do not listen.

This is NOT a traditional jig or a reel but is a 13/8 Balkan virus form whose insidious counter-Celtic rhythms will erase all tunes in your memory and the memory of any one who hears it and replaces ALL OF THEM with a random excerpt from Snoopy Dog Dog's greatest hits!

Please, send this message to as many musicians as you can: this is a new virus and not many people know about it!

This information was received this morning from IRTRAD, please share it with anyone that might access the tradition. There are concrete reports of sessions in as many as 42 cities (so far) being destroyed by this virus, with up to 300 former session musicians able only to sit mute and look at their instruments while reciting Snoopy Dog Dog.

This site does not use cookies or keep your data. It is strictly informative.