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Scottish Hospital
An English doctor was being shown around a Scottish hospital. Near
the end of his visit, he saw a ward of patients with no obvious injuries.
He started to examine the first patient, but the man proclaimed,
"Fair fa' yer honest, sonsie face / Great chieftain o' the puddin'
race!"
The doctor, taken aback, moved on to the next patient, who immediately
said,
"Some hae meat and canna eat / And some wad eat that want it."
The next patient cried out,
"Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie / O what a panic's in thy
breastie!"
"Well," the English doctor muttered to his Scottish colleague,
"I see you saved the psychiatric ward for last."
"Oh, no," said the Scottish doctor. "This is our serious
Burns unit!"
— contributed by Bob Turner
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